Monty Python's Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme

Nigel's Stretch Goal Notes
over 1 year ago – Sun, Oct 23, 2022 at 02:24:28 AM

Good evening.

Tonight a special report from our Extraneous Sartorial Accessories desk. As of 10:00 Eastern America Time Friday morning, the Special Sash Giveaway Special has ended.

Those who pledged to a physical rewards tier before that time have booked passage to the wondrous Island of Sash Wearing Persons. Metaphorically speaking. There is no such island. Yet. And now I’m being told that we have an update on Additional Stretch Goals from our Additional Stretch Goals Update desk. Over to you, Nigel.

Ahem. Right. We remain sans Nigel. However, I am told that Nigel’s notes regarding the new Stretch Goals have in fact been recovered (top marks there, Henrietta!) and we will be publishing those next week.

Until then, have lovely, Nigel-filled weekends and thank you all.

Exalted Nigel and Creative Nigel

And Now, an Update
over 1 year ago – Sat, Oct 22, 2022 at 07:31:14 AM

Right. Take this down.

The campaign to bring this essential work of Mediaeval scholarship to light has turned out to be something of a success. Thank Jehovah. We never wanted to be dentists, you know. Perhaps now we can… Sorry, what? We have run out of stretch goals for the campaign?

I swear we put them on the page. Where is Nigel? Didn’t Nigel have them at the last meeting? Good lad that Nigel. Strange affinity for albatross tarts, but to each his own one supposes. I’ve always found them a bit runny. Where was I? Right. Nigel. Have you located him? Oh. Nigel’s been sacked? Blimey.

Are you still writing this all down? Stop. You don’t need to put this in the update. I am just talking, this isn’t part of the update.

You are still typing. I asked you to stop. Gina! Can get Nigel back in here.

The person who sacked Nigel has been sacked? I see. Well who is going to remove all the bits of crab… AAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrghh….

In all earnestness and sincerity, thank you. We are overwhelmed by your enthusiasm and support. And, yes, we have more stretch goals on the way. As soon as we locate Nigel’s notes we will post them.

Sincerely,

Exalted Funeral and Crowbar Creative

PS. Anyone happen to have the number for Crimson Permanent Assurance? We might need some swashbuckling accountancy here.

Every Pledge Is Sacred!
over 1 year ago – Thu, Oct 20, 2022 at 06:48:13 AM

Scholars of Mediaeval English History,

Due to your faithful dedication to educational advancement, Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme funded in under an hour.

Thank you all for your gracious support, comments, questions, and jokes that reaffirm our shared love of all things Python.

We’ve got lots more to share and some surprises in store, but for now, please accept this hearty, virtual clap on the back and our sincere appreciation.

Until the next update.

The Exalted Funeral and Crowbar Creative